So Leah, of
digitellejournalism, stole my computer. I think I'll kill her through drawings.
Drawing 1:
Here we have Leah being destroyed by a drill, aptly labeled "Doom Drill." Because it's her doom. Oh, you got that? My bad. Not really much else to say about this one.
Drawing 2:
Here, we see the treasonous Leah being stalked, and eventually maimed by, the infamous Pac-shark. The crisp, red iris of his eye indicates the feed-frenzy effect taking place. The blue circle around his eye shows us that he is sleep deprived, meaning he will stop at nothing to get his prey. He won't even stop to sleep. Yeah. That about wraps this one up as well.
(Last but not least) Drawing 3:
In this picture, we see a poorly drawn narwhal eradicating Leah using his storm summoning powers. The evil narwhal uses his mystical horn's rainbow shooting abilities to call forth a deadly lightning storm.
OK. What have we learned today? MY COMPUTER IS A SACRED THING, AND I'M CLEARLY CRAZY ENOUGH TO CALL UPON EVIL NARWHALS AND SHARK-CREATURES DESIGNED LIKE 90'S VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO DEFEND IT FROM YOUR SORCERY.
That's right Leah. Mess with me, and you get maelstrom-summoning narwhals, "Doom Drills", and Pac-sharks.